I really don’t know why people are intimidated by me.

Also, I have this really awesome shirt I found that says “Superlative Conspiracy.” I thought it was funny because of what UrbanDictionary has to say on the topic.

A superlative conspiracy is the definition of a person who acts up to compensate for a lack of downstairs penis.
Get it?
I really don’t think you should go through life without being able to laugh at yourself. Seriously.

Hey look, a face.

Christening a new sketchbook tonight. 

Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just jammin’ to some kick ass funk. Yeah.

Another sunny day in Arcata.
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It’s sunny out. Let’s all have a smoke, a cup of coffee, and watch my shiny new boots gleam in the sunlight. 

Also, let’s jam to some 80’s pop, shall we?

Orange and blue nails, anyone?
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Trimmed up the sides of my head today with a pair of scissors. Yes, I’m ghetto and don’t own a pair of trimmers, fuck off. 

The temptation to dread my hair is getting hard to fight off.

Canvas  by  andbamnan